Finally met her parents on a Saturday night   they gave me the EYE wouldn't let me out of their sight   they didn't like the looks of me right away   they told me to go,   so I decided to stay      eyes were brown   and my hair was blue   of course they had a problem with my tattoos   I can't please everybody all the time   so right now all I wanted to was make you mine      your parents hate, the way I dress   your parents say my life is a mess   your parents hate what they don't understand   All I want to do tonight is be your man      Her dad asked what I did   I said I play in a band   He said he hated devil music and he wasn't a fan   Musicians can't be trusted and your job is a joke   I don't want my daughter spending her life broke   After that I didn't really know what to say   so I said I think I'll date your daughter anyway      I can't please everybody all the time   so right now all I wanted to was make you mine      your parents hate, the way I dress   your parents say my life is a mess   your parents hate what they don't understand   All I want to do tonight is be your man      I had to go drop the kids off at the pool   causes lately I've been having problems with my stool   Came down the stairs, that's when I tripped and fell   felt like I was on my way straight to hell      Now I think is time to make my way to the door   But for sure tomorrow night, that I'll be back for more      I can't please everybody all the time   so right now all I wanted to was make you mine      Your dad can't stand me   and your mom's in shock   your brother wants to kill me   and your sister won't talk   the whole dinner table talking about my hair   But I don't really care   It's just a family affair      your parents hate, the way I dress   your parents say my life is a mess   your parents hate what they don't understand   All I want to do tonight is be your man