This for everybody... Who doesn't have a lot of money   But you have a little money, and when you get that little money...   You spend that shit      I work hard for my money, so hard for the money   Every time I get a little, I'm gon' spend it like a dummy   If my money was a NBA team and I was the, head coach of the squad   I'd be Jeff Van Gundy, wastin all of my funding   My wallet stays hungry   Mad like Pooh with the pot and no honey   Money wouldn't be funny if I stuck to my budget, but my motto is "fuck it"   Buy now, cry later, hopin that everything works out in my favor   I keep my receipt should I seek a release   From this contract of commerce, speakin of which   I'm the most at ease when I spend {?}   But don't trip, I'm a retail slut   Stimulatin the economy so I can get fucked   When I go out shoppin, I go for broke   I mean literally, there is no hope      Cause I'm a big time spender, let me buy that shit   Put it in the bag soon as I eye that shit   My pockets so broke, about to cry and shit   But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair)   I'm a big time spender, let me buy that shit   Put it in the bag soon as I eye that shit   My pockets so broke, about to cry and shit   But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair)      December 23. 2002   Around midnight, where were you?   Me, I was out for them Episode 2 Star Wars action figures   (Wait, back up my nigga, you can't mean toys?)   Hell yeah fool, me and a hundred white boys   We was waitin in line   Some buy to collect, some to sell online   (Man, hold up, you can't rhyme line with line)   Man, that's not the point   I spent two hundred plus before I even left the joint   If my mama only knew   I was out droppin notes when I owe her a few   My ass'd be through, You wouldn't be hearing this song today   Can you say, buyers remorse   Now I'm prayin that my CD's sellin out in the stores   Cause I hate being poor   I may have dropped a couple hundred but I'm one with the Force      And I'm a big time spender, let me buy that shit   Put it in the bag soon as I eye that shit   My pockets so broke, about to cry and shit   But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair)   I'm a big time spender, let me buy that shit   Put it in the bag soon as I eye that shit   My pockets so broke, about to cry and shit   But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair)      I mean, it comes and it goes, making funds from shows   The next day I'm at the mall buying tons of clothes   Eve though I get free shit, hella LRG shit   I'm calling El-P: Quick! Send me some loot   I'm over budget, I'm recordin (??)   When that check comes, I hit the swap meet and I buy some new Jordans   I'm often as lost in, trickin of my chips of,   Bootleg movies and, brand new kicks   I'm scan-da-lous, but I just can't help it   Call me what you want just, don't call me selfish   Always think of others, moms and my little brother   It's the thought that counts, so I keep'em in mind   As long as they stay out of my pockets, that's fine   As for my girl? Shit, what can I say?   Bought her a rice cooker and some lingere   I know it's for my benefit, but that's how it is   When you      Big time spendin, let me buy that shit   Put it in the bag soon as I eye that shit   My pockets so broke, about to cry and shit   But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast   And it's just not fair, BT$      Born to shop      Buy that shit      Big time spenders      Eli ??      {?}      And Nick Carter      'Bout to buy everything in your fucking local mall      Get it out      Better tell somebodyyyy {*fades out*}