Harold:   Madam Librarian    What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear    I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian...Marian    Heaven help us if the library caught on fire    And the Volunteer Hose Brigademen   Had to whisper the news to Marian...Madam Librarian!    What can I say, my dear, to make it clear    I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian...Marian   If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it    I could lie on your floor    'Till my body had turned to carrion....Madam Librarian.   Now in the moonlight, a man could sing it   In the moonlight   And a fellow would know that his darling   Had heard ev'ry word of his song   With the moonlight helping along.   But when I try in here to tell you, dear   I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian...Marian   It's a long lost cause I can never win   For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin   Any talking out loud with any librarian   Such as Marian.....Madam Librarian.