I saw it on a cereal box,   said it costs just three mere bucks   I shipped it off with seven tops,   and waited by the mail.   In seven weeks it finally came,   I ripped the box without no shame,   I turned it on, it fell apart but that was just the start.       I know the time is right,   wont let the chance go by.   Ill give it one more try before I send,   before I send it back.       I met her at an Eastown bar,   I knew it wouldnt go real far.   I called her up, we had a date, another after that.   Then there was a sudden change,   the silly girl forgot my name,   I knew it was just all her game but it could not be the same.