You just wanna be weird   You're just hopin' that someone will notice you   Go ahead and be weird   'Cause we know it's just a phase you're goin' through      You're so concerned with being cool   You're so concerned with being hip   And every move is for effect   But just how strange can you get   You haven't scratched the surface yet      Go ahead and be weird   Dye your hair so it will match your purple shoes   We all know that you're weird   We read your fashion statement in the village news   And I quote      You're so concerned with the absurd   You're so concerned with being heard   And everybody things you're it   There must be somethin' that I missed   I think your sense of humor's sick      You're so concerned with being cool   You're so concerned with being hip   And every move is for effect   But just how strange can you get   You haven't scratched the surface yet      You just wanna to be weird   Teach me how to be weird   Teach me how to be weird