Mr. Rumson went to town   Riding on a pony   Bought a wife and brought her home   And called it matrimony      Mr. Rumson bought a bride   Out in Californee   He'd saved a lot of money   Stayin' drunk and horny      Oh, Susanna, he's happy as can be   For he's got him something   Better than a banjo on his knee      Rumson, he got married today   Married today, married today   Rumson, he got married today   What'll he do tomorrow?      Get the soap and water, whoop-ti-ay   Get the soap and water, whoop-ti-ay   Got a sweet perfumer to dry his humor   It's Ben's wedding day      Wash him down and flip him, whoop-ti-ay   Wash him down and flip him, whoop-ti-ay   He's got a blue eyed wonder to pull him under   It's Ben's wedding      His wedding, his wedding day   Amen