What a life it would be   If you could come to mine for tea   I'll pick you up at half past three   We'll have lasagne      I'll treat you like a Queen   I'll give you strawberries and cream   Then your friends will all go green   For my lasagne      These could be the best days of our lives   But I don't think we've been living very wise   Oh no, no      What a life it would be   If you could come to mine for tea   I'll pick you up at half past three   We'll have lasagne      These could be the best days of our lives   But I don't think we've been living very wise   Oh no, no, no      What a life it would be   If you could come to mine for tea   I'll pick you up at half past three   We'll have lasagne      I'll treat you like a Queen   I'll give you strawberries and cream   Then your friends will all go green   Then your friends will all go green   Then your friends will all go green   For my lasagne