Mother told me, yes she told me   I'd meet girls like you   She also told me. "stay away   You'll never know what you'll catch"      Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off   Some Indinesian junk that's going 'round      Mommy's alright. Daddy's alright   They just seem a little weird   Surrender, surrender   But don't give yourself away      Father says your mother's right   She's really up on things   Before we married, Mommy served   In the WACs in the Philippines      Now I had heard the WACs recruited old maids for   the war   But Mommy isn't one of those   I've konwn her all these years      Mommy's alright. Daddy's alright   They just seem a little weird   Surrender, surrender   But don't give yourself away      Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the   year   Every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear      When I woke up,   Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch   Rolling numbers, rock and rolling   Got my Kiss records out      Mommy's alright. Daddy's alright   They just seem a little weird   Surrender, surrender   But don't give yourself away   Away   Away