Standing alone and she's so sick of waiting   Her hair has gone flat and her makeup is fading   It's cool 'cause I brought her some flowers   She knows that I'll kiss her for hours      Jump in the car, hit the gears and we floor it   Run out of gas as we cruise 'round the corner   I know we didn't get far   But we still look cool in my car      Chorus:   Things go wrong when you're next to me   You're, you're my favourite tragedy      Blindfold her and take her down to the water   A romantic night on a boat on the water   What in the hell was I'm thinking   There's a hole in my boat and we're sinking   But she knows that I'll save her from drowning      (repeat chorus)