There was a man on the road about an hour ago and he was lookin for a ride to New Mexico   But we was driving by way too fast to know      We got to the place on a high speed chase there was a girlie in the corner with a plastic face   Then she disappeared without a trace   I said without a trace      Now we're kickin back and we're sippin beers and there's a man telling stories about his inner fears   We was all choked up and too close to tears   Well then we moved on up to some margaritas and we started makin faces at the senoritas   Playing drinking games but they were all too drunk to beat us      Now my car broke down about an hour ago and we were headed on down to New Mexico   But we did not see the gas was low   I said the gas was low, etc.      We got back to the party, we been on the road we're kinda dirty   I seen this girl I said you're mighty perty      Well I said hello about an hour ago, and we were headed on down to the big brass show   But we did not see the gas was low   I said the gas was low, etc.