I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes)I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold)I got the blues (like a beef jerky)I got the blues (an I don't know what to do)I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer-Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues.(Fallin to my feet) I got the blues(Like a jack rabbit) I got the blues,An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do).I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt-foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues.(Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues,(Angels in the woods) I got the blues,(Like assholes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do.I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot-rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper-sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues.cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues.Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues.Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues.{Lookin like a peach hangin on a glass ball},{Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall},{Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall},{Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall},{Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall},{If ya don't walk then you got to crawl},{Hangin up ya phone when you got call},Harmonica solo and it's all.© 1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs