Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer   He goes smasho and everyone cheers   He turns big men into whimpering cowards   He's so strong and how I adore him      But I'm so weak   So much so that I'm afraid   to walk alone down my street   I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano      Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer   His smile is so white like elephant ivory   He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends   Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves         But I don't know many girls   And I certainly don't know any girls like that   Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano         One summer day I was sitting on the bridge   Looking at the water below   When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice   Coming from down the road   It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped   I saw Hector Ormano with some friends   And as they approached my mind went blank   As I struggled to find the words   I was dying to tell him      As Hector walked by he picked up a stick   And threw it at my head   His friends went quiet and Hector said to me   "What are you looking at wimp?"   HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!!         Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer   Even though he was mean to me   My father says I'm a meaningless no one   Compared to the perfect Hector Ormano