Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans   above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece   who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset   looked remarkably obese         Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left   to take a gander at the funnel nosed threes   in the Pekinese trees   who are normally a nervous sort   but now seem quite at ease         Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends   the wonderful adventures that they share together never end   Be sure to send a smile for me and Dave   to wherever they're pretending to be   I hope they keep a journal   and take lots of photographs   of all the funny things they see         Joseph and Alexander   approach the nest of the speckled salamander   who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear   She smiles and hollers up   "These are for my grandchildren to wear"         Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered   now decide to meander back into their beds   and kiss their swanis on the head   but before going to sleepy land   Joseph turned and said   "Aggats, I love you"   Alexander yawned and said   "Joseph me too I love you"