You're a little late   So step right this way   And we'll get started   Granny, what? Say it now      Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem   Me and the Ohio Players   Are gonna tell you about a worm   He's the funkiest worm in the world      Alright, sing it, Clarence   Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground   Yes, there is, Granny, that's right   Clarence he's six feet long   Granny, six feet long      Clarence he only comes around   Granny when he wants to get down   But when he comes out of his hole   He sounds something like this      Granny oh, that's funky   Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky   Alright, sing it again, Clarence   Clarence and through all the land, yeah   Granny, yeah      Clarence he plays in a band   Granny, plays in a band   Clarence plays guitar without any hands      Pretty good, I might add   Granny, yeah   When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck   Everybody wants to get up and dance      Granny ah, get it baby   Don't, don't, don't   Don't fight the feeling   Don't fight it      Hey, don't stop now honey, get down   I'm his manager, heh, heh   Gonna make a million dollars   I get it all, 'cause he can't spend it      There he goes, goin' back in his hole   Just the same way he came out   Do we get paid for this   I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay