If I give up the seat I've been savingTo some elderly lady or manAm I being a good boyAm I your pride and joyMother please if your pleased say I amAnd if while in the course of my dutyI perform an unfortunate takeWould you punish me so, unbelievably soNever again will I make that mistakeThis feeling inside me could never deny meThe right to be wrong if I chooseAnd this pleasure I get>From say winning a betIs to loseWhen I'm drinking my Bonaparte ShandyEating more than enough apple piesWill I glance at my screen and see real human beingsStarve to death -Right in front of my eyesNothing old, nothing new, nothing venturedNothing gained, nothing still-born or lostNothing further than proof nothing wilder than youthNothing older than time nothing sweeter than wineNothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blindNothing I couldn't sayNothing why 'cos todayNothing rhymed