Invent some stories that start a craze   Well, how else are we going to fill our days?   Conspiracies that cut so close to the skin   Let's start a club and don't let anyone in      The free masons are free basing   With the devil to pay, they'll get you one day   The skull and bones are breaking our homes   Well, somehow I don't think so      I'm not suggesting the world is all fair   The back scratching and the greed is still there   I won't insinuate that it's not a crime   The wacky feelings are a waste of time      The free masons are free basing   With the devil to pay, they'll get you one day   The skull and bones are breaking our homes   Well, somehow I don't think so      Well, there's plenty more important things to fret about   Like how are we supposed to sort this whole mess out   Ah you've got a lot of money and you're so well schooled   So why'd you want to waste it on this cock and bull?      The space invaders are hot on your heels   Busy producing pretty patterns and fields   Well, they're still chasing the man on the moon   Well, don't think 'cause you think too soon      The free masons are free basing   With the devil to pay, they'll get you one day   The skull and bones are breaking our homes   Well, somehow I don't think so      The free masons are free basing   With the devil to pay, they'll get you one day   The skull and bones are breaking our homes   Well, somehow I don't think so      Somehow I don't think so