If you ever hear a noise in the night   your body starts to sweat,   it shakes and shivers in fright   you go and sleep with your mother   she hates you guts   she knows that you love her   so she holds you tight   all through the night in to the broad daylight   And when she doesn't come home   you'll have to sleep alone   then you wet your bed and I think that's sad   for a girl of 19 it's more than sad, it's obscene!      1,2      And your girlfriend sweet little 17   she's got her layered hair and her flared jeans   you know what that means, she's just a little queen   she shares your London flat   she thinks that London's where it's at   Although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat   and your plum colored pvc wet- look maxi mac   You tie your ginger hair back in a bun   you're the ugliest creature, under the sun!       1,2 Go!   1,2      And you think it's about time that you died, and I agree   so you decide on suicide   you tried but you never quite carried it out   you only wanted to die in order to show off   and if you think you're gonna bleed all over me   you're even wronger than you'd normaly be   And the only things you want to see are kitsch   And the only thing you want to be is rich   Your little pink up-pointed nose begins twitch   I know you know you're just a little bitch! 1,2!