Sophistophone, aristocats   Distinguished stars, clean up your acts   Pull up your pants, ladies and gents   Please, act like you got some sense   You know what I really wanna know?   Where do all the good girls go   What clubs they hang at?      Behold a lady   I see you standin' on the wall   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find   The classic lady, a rare breed indeed   Is that make and model discontinued?      Today I might snow, tomorrow I'll rain   3000'S always changing but you stay the same   And I need that, hey I need that (in my life)   When I feel washed up and inadequate   And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get   You make me smile, you make me smile   You make me smile, you make me (Hooooo!)   You're the anchor that holds me down   When my ship is sinking   You won't let me drown and I'm grateful      Behold a lady   I see you standin' on the wall   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find   The classic lady, a rare breed indeed   Is that make and model discontinued?      Baby you disappeared with the dinosaurs   Oh but that's just the big bang theory   Maybe they're still around   But only to be seen with appreciative eyes   Maybe they were taken for granted   And lost all their magic   Oh how awful   Oh so tragic      Yo' mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play   You'll always be this lovely   'Cause they raised you that way   Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord   Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord   Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord   You're not extra extra, you're so plain Jane   The yin to my yang, darlin'   You've got that thang and you know it   But yet you don't (But yet you don't) and that's what's so cool   You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound   In the street you hold your head high   At home you get low down for me   Can't get no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah   Hoooo! You're the anchor that holds me down   When my ship is sinkin', you won't let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!)   Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums   To see what a lady looks like      Behold a lady   I see you standin' on the wall   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find   The classic lady, a rare breed indeed   Is that make and model discontinued?      So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight   If you spot one, good sir, treat her right   This is Benjamin Andre signing off   Thanks a million   Good luck and goodnight      Behold a lady   I see you standin' on the wall   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find   The classic lady, a rare breed indeed   Is that make and model discontinued?      Behold a lady   I see you standin' on the wall   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Clap, clap you deserve it all   Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find   The classic lady, a rare breed indeed   Is that make and model discontinued?