All aboard the disco train   Alright now, oh, yeah, oh, yeah      Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk   I'm a woman's man, no time to talk   Music's loud and women warm   I've been kicked around since I've been born      It's all right, it's okay   And you may look the other way   We can try to understand   The New York Times' effect on man      Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother   You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Feel the city breakin' and everyone is shakin'   And stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive      Everybody on the dance floor, darlin's   We're goin' to dance with the Devil      Well, I get low and I get high   And if I can't get either, I really try   Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes   I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose      Now, it's all right, it's okay   I'll live to see another day   We can try to understand   The New York Times' effect on man      Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother   You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Feel the city breakin' and everyone is shakin'   They're stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive   Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive      It's all right, it's okay   And you may look the other way   We can try to understand   The New York Times' effect on man      It's all right, it's okay   I'll live to see another day   We can try to understand   The New York Times' effect on man      Are you ready, Disco Man   Oh, yeah, all right now   I'm back