Coming in from London from over the Pole   Flying in a big airliner   Chickens flying everywhere around the plane   Could we ever feel much finer?      Coming into Los Angeles   Bringing in a couple of keys   But don't touch my bags if you please   Mister Customs Man      There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico   No, he couldn't look much stranger   Walking in the hall with his things and all   Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger      Coming into Los Angeles   Bringing in a couple of keys   But don't touch my bags if you please   Mister Customs Man      Hip woman walking on a moving floor   Tripping on the escalator   There's a man in the line and she's blowing his mind   Thinking that he's already made her      Coming into Los Angeles   Bringing in a couple of keys   But don't touch my bags if you please   Mister Customs Man