If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity      Lately, I've been doing a little thinkin'   'Bout the things that satisfy you   It's making me wonder 'bout the things   That you, you see in me      I hate the way you like to say   Your man's a celebrity   Baby, what's the deal   I thought you wanted me for me      You gotta say what you mean   You gotta mean what you say   'Cause you keep pushin' me away   'Cause I aint got no time to play, so I say      If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity      Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity      I'm glad that you are having a good time   Livin' the life that I've laid out for me   Constantly splurging, spending my money   On everything you see      It would be different   If you had something   Maybe like a J O B   You need to get your thing together, yeah      You gotta stop runnin' games, sayin'   It ain't about my fame   'Cause you know if things weren't this way   You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say      If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity      If you really loved me, you'd try and show me   That it ain't even about my name   But you try to use me, you lie to fool me   So it can never be the same      So now I'm leaving you behind   I've found somebody   Who can love me for me   And that's all I need, yeah      Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity   Celebrity, celebrity      If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity      If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity      If I wasn't a celebrity   Would you be so nice to me?   If I didn't have cheese like every day   Would you still wanna be with me?      If I couldn't buy you diamond rings   And all those other expensive things   Would you be so into me?   If I wasn't a celebrity, yeah