It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds   In case I got nothing to do tonight   I like kids   So I'm walking to the store   And the neighbor's kid runs into me with a tricycle   After I kicked the brat off the bike   I walk into a pile of shit   After that I hit my head on a stop sign   So I cross the street and stumble into the store   I feel like shit, I live in a ditch.   My life is hell; my house smells   It's 3:14 as I get into the store   Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos   I pass the deli department   And put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip   I finally see the sunflower seed aisle   There it is. The gleamy view   My savory nighttime entertainment   He never has any friends   He doesn't care about what happens   If you see him walking down the street   Then hide your kids and toss the key   There is a guy they call him the weirdo   He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds   I know a guy and they call him the weirdo   He doesn't care about you or me!