Smokescreen, oil patch   Road full of thumb tacks   Stiletto umbrella, steel bowler hat   And spectacles made of bulletproof glass      Armour in the rat race   Vaseline for when it chafes   Pepper spray necklace, aerosol mace   The mail's got to get there so puppy gets it in the face      You can come and get me   You can come and get me      Metal teeth, bowie sheath rustproofing underneath   Catching paint on the speckled drop sheet   Canteen for the desert   And I'm packing a piece      Signal flares in bunches   Antacid for the brunches   Straight out of karate lessons   To register these hands as weapons      You can come and get me   You can come and get me      Dirty secrets up for sale   Blackmail negatives in the mail   Run into the river when the hound is on the trial   Gelignite full of nails      Tax accountants moving paper mountains   Try to get at me in the fortified houses   I'm in the courtyard   Dancing naked in the fountains      You can come and get me   You can come and get me