Carrying your ashes from bar to bar   I'm in a mess and you're in a mason jar   With you under my arm like a football   I'm not ready to let go and that is all      You were never big on conversation   And that hasn't changed since your cremation      And I feel most times like you do   You know I feel most times like you do      I wish that I was hard nosed   Fight a forest fire with a garden hose   And be brave enough right now to start on something new   You were right there in the urn light as a feather   If my hands weren't shaky I'd glue you back together      This watering hole was our favorite stop   So I'll take off the lid and pour a drink down the top   For you and I'll pull down on that magic lever   That makes it stay the past forever      And I feel most times like you do   You know I feel most times like you do      Someone's stabbed my voodoo doll   Now it hurts each time that nature calls   And you're lucky that nature's finished calling out to you   You were down to your very last little belt loop   But you were tougher than a pit bull in the paratroops      And if you're afraid of getting hurt you suffer more ills   Like the hypochondriac who dies choking on his pills   So I should swallow really hard and deal with this pain   'Cause I'm as wasted as a neat freak in a hurricane      And I feel most times like you do   You know I feel most times like you do      I thought I was the one that died   And this was heaven's weird amusement ride   But you pinched me in the dream and I saw it wasn't true   So I'm dumping your ashes on the floor   And we'll laugh as people slip on you while coming in this door      And I'll drink on what you said to stop my feet draggin' no one   Dog's bark should ever stop the wagon