Woo!   Damn   There's a lot of bitches up in here tonight boy   I'm about to get drunk   Let's hold down, sleep   Where the bar at?      Okay, okie dokey Obie's here   No more focus, Hobo's got a career   And I like your brassiere and there's a party in here   And I'm ready to talk naughty in Veronica's ear   She erotic and it's hot, saw Heineken beer   Put her to the side and invite here to, "Cheers"   Pull up a chair, nigga swear no drama   Prepare for a player your workin' with a monster   I ain't got time to waste, let's vacate the place   Shut blinds and drapes, grind to your face in a grimy state   Concentrate, you will find that you're bound to get   But we found what's fate   We can watch two incredible mates masturbate   Why settle and wait   Let's escalade to the nearest Super 8   To your rear is on the mirrors and they smearin' booty cheeks   C'mon      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      Okay, holy, moly, derriere   Look around the club booty everywhere   She caught me starin'   And my homies darin' me to approach Karen   She's model material, but she got a venereal   Tons of baby fathers, baby bottles and cereal   She holla 'cause I got a lot of denerio   The DJ's playin' Obie song on the stereo   And she's impaired and she wants to be headin' home   With the real thing not the dildo clone   And I know I don't wanna be headin' home   With some double D's full of silicone   Ten hoodrat chicks surround me outside   Found me outside, clown me outside   'Til I popped da trunk and they found me outside   Cussin' at the bitches screamin', "Off to they rides!"      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      Okay rolie polies everywhere   Gotta find a slim chick's atmosphere   Obesity's glarin' and she got me fearin'   She's gonna come over here and try to eat me literally   Like a box of Cheerios   Carrot cupcakes and chocolate Tootsie rolls   I'm outta order 'cause I gotta big girl disorder   So better cover up that blubber or I'll split   And I ain't got time to play   Let's investigate another place today   Ladies less in weight and the dress they shape   Dresses pettite, no window drapes      Word to mother, they goddamn okra and beans   Got ya Oprah in jeans   Seems to me a little lean cuisine   Wouldn't hurt much, hot don't touch      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      And this is my favorite song   Now sing along when the DJ throws it on   And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep   And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth      You gotta have teeth baby   It just wouldn't look right   Look, me big lips   You no teeth, it wouldn't work   You know what I'm sayin'   I'm feelin' good   Shady Records man   Obie Trice   C'mon