Drinking like a teenage, using up the Kleenex   Staring at the CD rack   Asking myself which fuzz box band   Would sound the best      I try on your lipstick   I try on your clothes   I wanna be you for a little while   And I'm freaked out enough to bloody my own nose      Oh sorrow, oh shame   Take me by the shoulders, shake me to the brain   Oh sorrow, oh shame   I've locked myself in a room again      A glossy of you next to my face   Looking in the mirror   I see us frozen like cavemen   Discovered together in a thousand years      Every little town   Has it's three-legged cat   I'm happy to live that way   'Cause no one expects me to catch the rat      Oh sorrow, oh shame   Take me by the shoulders, shake me to the brain   Oh sorrow, oh shame   I've locked myself in a room again      I cross myself   And do my best 'Acid queen'   A cross between a dime store witch   And a whirling painted Martin Sheen      I try on your lipstick   I try on your hose   I wanna be you for a little while   I'm freaked out enough to bloody my own nose      Oh sorrow, oh shame   Take me by the shoulders, shake me to the brain   Oh sorrow, oh shame   I've locked myself in a room again