You take your shoes off but your feet don't smellYou called this meeting but you wouldn't tellNow I can see you're gonna give me hellI am the cheese and you're the farmer in the dellI don't know I don't knowI sit and listen while you take your turnAnd then I try to tell you my concernThat's when I see your face begin to burnI guess it's my fault cause I never ever learnHere we go here we goRats live on no evil starEverything I say you hear the other wayIt's 1917 and I'm the CzarA man a plan a canal PanamaThe way I speak a word is not the way I'm heardCause I'm the US you're the USSRNow you're done and it's my turn to speakMy words come slowly and my voice is weakYour body language tells me I'm a geekYou kick my ass and I just turn the other cheekI don't know I don't knowYou really got me up against the wallI'm Humpty Dumpty and you're my great fallIf you're Pele I'm a soccer ballIf you're an ax I'm the Apostle PaulHere we go here we goRats live on no evil starIt seems you're not at home outside of palindromeYou're an eagle and I'm three over parA man a plan a canal PanamaLooks like you've met your goal you're in complete controlYou're an entomologist and I'm in a jarSo now you're looking at me like you're boredMy mouth is writing checks I can't affordIf I'm a village you're a Mongol hordeIf I was Kurgan you would be MacLeod's swordI don't know I don't knowI can't believe we even made it this farI say, "Rats live on," you hear, "No evil star"When it's all over you ask where we areMy lips say no but my body says, "Auuugghhhhh!"Here we go here we goRats live on no evil starEverything I say you hear the other wayCause you're Pete Townshend and I'm a guitarA man a plan a canal PanamaThe way I speak a word is not the way it's heardCause I'm Br'er Rabbit and you're made out of tar