[From "Guys And Dolls"]      The average unmarried female   Basic'lly insecure   Due to some long frustration   May react   With psychosomatic symptoms   Difficult to endure   Affecting the upper respiratory tract   In other words,   Just from waiting around   For that little band of gold   A person can develop a cold   You can spray her wherever you figure   The streptococci lurk   You can give her a shot   For whatever she's got   But it just won't work   If she's tired of getting the fish-eye   From the hotel clerk   A person   Can develop a cold   The female remaining single   Just in the legal sense   Shows a neurotic tendency   See note:   Note: Chronic organic syndromes   Toxic and hypertense   Involving the eye,   The ear and the nose and throat   In other words,   Just from worrying   Whether the wedding is on or off,   A person   Can develop a cough   You can feed her all day   With the Vitamin A   And the Bromo Fizz   But the medicine never   Gets anywhere near   Where the trouble is   If she's getting a kind   Of name for herself   And the name ain't "his"   A person   Can develop a cough   And further more   Just from stalling   And stalling and stalling   The wedding trip   A person   Can develop La grippe   When they get on a train   For Niag'ra   And she can hear church bells chime   The compartment is air conditioned   And the mood sublime   Then they get off at Saratoga   For the fourteenth time   A person   Can develop La grippe   La grippe, La post nasal drip   With the wheezes   And the sneezes   And a sinus that's really a pip!   For a lack of community property   And a feeling she's getting too old   A person   Can develop   A bad, bad cold!