Looks like I'm the only one here   Even the nurse is gone   But I guess I should wait 'cause when she left, she said      The doctor won't be long   So make yourself at home   His office is down the hall      Why do I feel uneasy?   I know he must be good   Got credentials all over the wall      I hear a voice behind me say   What seems to be the trouble, my dear?   Won't you be kind enough to step over here      It might be fever, it might be flu   To isolate it, I'll have to hold you   Overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)      In my opinion   All we can do to isolate it   I'll hold you overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)      Please don't think me ungrateful   But holding me overnight   Seems a little extreme      Do you always serve martinis   And turn the lights down low   Doctor, do your colleagues know?      Although you say it's good for me   I really don't feel like dancing now   Somebody's waiting and I'm double-parked anyhow      It might be fever, it might be flu   To isolate it, I'll have to hold you   Overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)      In my opinion   All we can do to isolate it   I'll hold you overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)      Now, I may look stupid   But I'll tell you what   I've been around a long time      And I thought I had heard everything   I tell you, they keep coming up with them   I just couldn't believe my ears when he said      Kick off your shoes, relax my dear   Slip into something comfortable   Two seconds flat, I'm out the door and down the hall      It might be fever, it might be flu   To isolate it, I'll have to hold you   Overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)      In my opinion   All we can do to isolate it   I'll hold you overnight   (Observation)   Overnight   (Observation)