Two steps from the border line   Anything closer will kiss the nine   Think I'm out the game? You out of your mind   'Cuz I stay on track like transit line      Keep it nappy or braided up   Dirty in the cockpit, blazin' up   Stop frontin' when you made it up   Tellin' all my hoes, you can't spray it up      Hah, huggin' nuts like tighty whites   Still trickin' on hoes like Heidi Fleiss   You know why niggas don't give you much respect   'Cuz they seen you gettin' slapped with the empty gat      Know Dirt, like bow know death   When I'm huntin' down, birds of rap   Hate Dog 'cuz I ate your cat   And you can eat my ass and have a coke with that      Use a spoon, unless you want a fork   Pull my dick out, watch the room get dark   Stay high with the zombie walk   Gotta sit my ass down, like Rosa Parks      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      They say dirt and sunshine make the flowers grow   I say, fuck a bitch raw and drive your nut on the floor   Call it what you want, you son of a hoe   I was 5 percent til' white bitches came and dropped it down to four      3, 2, 1, I can lick the sun with my tongue   Pull it out and smack a nigga, just for thinkin' I'm done   Shut your trap, razor blade cut your wrap   Fat girls seen my comin', started tuckin' their flab      Rhymefest and Dirt Dog, gon' spark this   The day he got to heaven, track mud on the carpets   Hot like the hot potato, you niggas ain't motto      You hot as the spot, yo   Go to the show for hot dogs and nacho's   This me and Dirt Dog's style, it's not yours      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      What can make a hoe, look more cuter   But, Hennessey shots and smoke more Buddha      I don't know Dirt, now she look like Zab Judah   Test my manhood, go get my dick ruler      Now you hungry, wanna eat right through her   But you better first track for a noter   Like does she have a best friend or I taught her   Has she ever tried fuckin' under water      Down, down with the fishes, deep sea dishes   I ain't a genie, bitch, I don't respect your wishes   This trick ain't fuckin' me though, goddamn   Something very wrong, I don't understand      Misinterpetate, let me break it down   Two pulls make the your merry go round   Touch your toes, show me that rose      Butt naked in a Wu-Tang pose   Wide open, girl, everything goes   Real freaky, when you powder that nose      Keep it and move, I sleep in the nude   I'm keepin' it rude, pull out my dick and pee in the food   On the way to the stars, don, where's the map?   We fuckin' there and we gonna fuck back      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      Dirty, Dirty, you tell me how you do it   It look so easy, like there was nothin' to it   But they don't understand about the Dirty M.C.   It's the, new track by ODB   (Ohh)      Yeah, Dirt Dog, Rhymefest, you want it, man   Rest in peace, I know you heaven right now   Trackin' mud on the carpet, so, we gon' let ya   Do what you do it's the, ohh   Don't forget the crew, it's the Wu      I thought you knew, it's the Ol' Dirt Dog   Rhymefest, yeah, yeah, from now to 3000, man   What's rap with Dirty? What's the world without Dirt?   Just a bunch of fuckin' water, ohh, we out