Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide   For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side   You're gonna make me spill my beer   If you don't learn how to steer      Passenger side, passenger side   I don't like riding on the passenger side      Roll another number for the road   You're the only sober person I know   Won't you let me make you a deal   Just get behind the wheel      Passenger side, passenger side   I don't like riding on the passenger side      Should've been the driver, could've been the one   I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen      Can you take me to the store, then the bank?   I've got five dollars we can put in the tank   I've got a court date coming this June   I'll be driving soon      Passenger side, passenger side   I don't like riding on the passenger side   I don't like riding on the passenger side