I got a new boss today   He's all jerk and no play   He was on my back at 6 am   And rode me all day long   I take it on the chin   Makes him mad 'cause I just grin   Thinks he's making my life a living hell   But it's 5 o'clock       1st Chorus:   And I'm a six pack away from perfect   A half a dozen pop a tops from ten   Until then drink up, drink up   All the whining just ain't worth it   Life's good, no it's great   It's just a six pack away from perfect      Ivy works at the local bar   She had dreams she'd be a star   She never did hit the charts   But she's the karaoke queen   With big hair and blue eye lids   She'd be the first one to admit   There's a little extra on her hips   Still she winks at me and says      2nd Chorus:   She's a six pack away from perfect   A half a dozen pop a tops from ten   Until then drink up, drink up   All the whining just ain't worth it   Life's good, and she's great   She's just a six pack away from perfect      When your best made plans jump the track   And your dreams all start to rust   It might save the sanity that's left   Remembering we're just      3rd Chorus:   We're all just a six pack away from perfect   Half a dozen pop a tops from ten   Until then drink up, drink up   All the whining just ain't worth it   Life's good, no it's great   It's just a six pack away from perfect      Oh, life's great, and you're all great   You're just a six pack away from perfect