(Leslie Satcher/Don Poythress)      Don't play me no   Love songs   I ain't in love today   Don't play me   No train songs   I ain't going away   Don't play me no   Gospel songs   The good Lord   Knows the truth   I'm in a real bad mood      Don't play me no   Rock 'n' roll   I don't want to dance   Don't play me no   Hillbilly   I'm too blue for grass   That cheesy easy   Listenin' stuff   Is for elevator fools   I'm in a real bad mood      I'm in a funk, sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange   I'm a chain (son)   You don't wanna pull   You don't wanna   Cross this old yard dog   If you know what's    Good for you   I'm in a real bad mood      I don't want no   Beans and taters   I ain't got no appetite   And them cold   Store bought tomatoes   Lord it just makes me   Want to fight   Yeah I want to chew   On something   And I ain't just a little uptight   I'm in a real bad mood      I'm in a funk, sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange   I'm a chain (son)   You don't wanna pull   You don't wanna   Cross this old yard dog   If you know what's    Good for you   I'm in a real bad mood      Yeah I want to chew on something   Honey anybody's ass will do   I'm in a real bad mood   Oh yeah, I am   Don't mess with me   Don't make me open up a can      I'm in a funk, sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange   I'm a chain (son)   You don't wanna pull   You don't wanna   Cross this old yard dog   If you know what's    Good for you   I'm in a real bad mood