Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men   Here's to the men we love   Here's to the men who love us   Here's to the men we love, who don't love us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Ah, ah, ooh, that's right boys      There was this tatoo artist, partied for hours   Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower   Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer   I shouda dumped him but I was too coward      'Til I met this school boy that studied at Howard   Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers   I'm feelin' him but had to get rid of him   Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all      I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly   Boys in their 30's, boys that ain't worthy   Boys I fell for, slept with too early   Boys with dicks straight, boys with dicks curvy      Boys locked up in the bing   I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns   All this talk men is ridiculous   Fuck the men, let's drink to us      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all      Willa has something to say   Thanks, Lady May      Take it on now, girls, give the eyes what they want to see   Take it on now, girls, be whatever you want to be   Crazy ladies, tight-ass bodies   Let 'em know we come to party      Live it up now, boys, got your eyes on that lady   Live it up now, 'cuz she won't be your baby   Go home lonely, leave you horny, it's a girls night after party   Fuck'em all 'cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us      Fuck em all 'cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us   Get your big 'O', no love making   Let him know his bitch was fakin'      Here's to the men we love to love   (Hmm, I wonder who that could be?)   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us      Here's to the men we love to love   Here's to the men in love with us   Here's to the men who pass on us   Fuck the men, let's drink to us      Ooh, ooh   Oh my God, did I just say that?      That's right, girls   There's a sorority anthem for ya   Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all