ELPHABA   (spoken) Come with me. To the Emerald City.      TOURISTS   One short day   In the Emerald City      GLINDA   (spoken) Oh, I've always wanted to see the Emerald City:      TOURISTS   One short day   In the Emerald City      One short day    In the Emerald City   One short day   Full of so much to do   Ev'ry way   That you look in the city   There's something exquisite   You'll want to visit   Before the day's through      ELPHABA   There are buildings as tall as Quoxwood trees      GLINDA   Dress salons      ELPHABA   And libraries      GLINDAPalaces!      ELPHABA   Museums!      BOTHA hundred strong:   There are wonders like I've never seen      GLINDA   It's all grand      ELPHABA   And it's all green!      BOTH   I think we've found the place where we belong!   I wanna be   In this hoi polloi      ELPHABA   So I'll be back for good someday      BOTH   To make my life and make my way   But for today, we'll wander and enjoy:      ALL   One short day   In the Emerald City   One short day   To have a lifetime of fun   One short day      ELPHABA AND GLINDA   And we're warning the city   Now that we're in here   You'll know we've been here      ALL   Before we are done!      GLINDA   (spoken) Elphie - come on - we'll be late for Wizomania!      WIZOMANIA CHORUS   Who's the mage   Whose major itinerary   Is making all Oz merrier?   Who's the sage   Who's sagely sailed in to save our posteriors?   Whose enthuse for hot air ballooning   Has all of Oz honeymooning?   Woo - oo -oo    Wizn't he wonderful?   (Our wonderful Wizard!)      AUDIENCE WIZOMANIA CHORUS   One short day Who's the mage   In the Emerald City Whose major itinerary   One short day Is making all Oz merrier   To have a lifetime Whose the sage who   Of fun Sagely sailed in to save   What a way Our posteriors   To be seeing the city:      ELPHABA AND GLINDA   Where so many roam to   We'll call it home, too   And then, just like now   We can say:   We're just two friends      ELPHABA   Two good friends      GLINDA   Two best friends   ALL   Sharing one wonderful   One short:      GUARD   (spoken) The Wizard will see you now!      ALL   Day!