Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane   Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane      Once I was happy and had a good wife   I had enough money to last me for life   I met with a gal and we went on a spree   She taught me to smoke and drink whusky      Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane   Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane      And now I'm feeble and broken with age   The lines on my face make a well written page   I'm leavin' this story how sad but how true   On women and whusky and what they will do      Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane   Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane      Write on the cross at the head of my grave   For women and whusky here lies a poor slave   Take warning dear stranger take warning dear friend   Then write in big letters these words at the end      Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane   Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane   They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane