"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard"    drags me round all day just like a ball   on a chain or a tooth pain when I confess...   I'm just a mess       do I have to take this shit from you every time I   look your way or say "HEY! it's about time   you show me yours and I'll show you mine"   and I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours   upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side   'cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride       CHORUS:    'cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart   and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start   'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck          in a bygone age engaged in the passion trip   a final score was required just to make it worthwhile   all the patience and the wasted time       for it seems today the play [did mutate into] a movie scene   where the aim is to get the best line   crashing heads for the second time       CHORUS:    'cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind   and make an easy meal of the sensitive kind   'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck       (oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah)       (doo... wop-wop a-oo...)   so a parting word to those young unfortunates who   cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls   raise a glass to the Underworld!       (doo... wop-wop a...)   you can try all week and still keep on waiting   it's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls   end up changing into headfuck girls       CHORUS:    'cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile   and chuck it over there on the rest of the pile   'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck (x3)   headfuck me!       (head fuck (x10))       (...nice knowing...)