Intro: Ras Kass      That's some real shit   Sometimes I be watching, you know what I'm saying,    the little videos and shit.   I just be trying to imagine them bitches fuck faces, you know?   I can't help it dog, I got dreams too (what)    Yo Doo Wop, what's wrong with a nigga?   Tell B.I.G. rest in peace      Verse One: Ras Kass      As I sit back relax drinkin Alize and 'Yak (Cognac)   And lust over R&B bitches with wide gaps   I fantasize at night if I can up Lauryn Hill   Just to show her how that thing really feel   It's really ill what the dilly with T-Boz and Chili?   I'd rather have this big dick than a Big Willie   Cause TLC know they love Scrubs   I fuck Left Eye in the passenger seat of my man VW Bug   Wanna G Alliyah   But Mya look flyer   BIG said she looked scary but I'd still fuck Mariah   Shanice is a piece plus the pussy is deep   Kelly Price look aight but she to obese   To say the least   Veronica's skins is in the top ten   Don't need a dildo to break Monifah shit again   Deborah Cox is hot let me lick that pussy up   I had a crush on you since MTV The Cut   What?   I'm just chinky eyed chocately cute   The girl is mine me and Monica knockin' da boots   As Brandy too crew   She like it wow from the back   Getting her braids pulled while her ass get smacked   Remember Fresh Prince, Tatyana Ali   Now she old enough to pee so now she old enough for me homey   Late night with a fifth of JD's whisky   'Cause I gotta be pissy drunk to fuck that bitch Missy      Chorus: Doo Wop (repeat 4X)      Where my bitches at?   From the front to back I wanna hit that      Verse Two: Ras Kass      Fuck some Taco Bell, "Yo quiero Jennifer Lopez"   Fat ass dough legs I switch my last name to Ropez   It's true, I love 702   Divine got hazel eyes, bang em blind like Mr Magoo   Erykah Badu is cool but 'Dre is my dog   Got the Spice Girls taking turns hummin' my balls   Tell me what's the Total when the niggas attract   Kima and Keisha in a menage with Pam and Da Brat   Has to escape Xscape they was trying to rape me   Raven Symone is statutory wait until she 18   I'd bang all 3 cuties from Blaque, believe that   Without make-up Elusion is wack like two fuckin sleestacks   Chante Moore fly though but she probably know Tae-Bo   Destiny's Child is wild plus I want to try 4, wait   Who's them five white bitches wearing pink, hah   My bad that's them 'niggas' N'Sync   I'd bang Les Nubians from France to the Motherland   Stretch Mona Lisa like a rubber band with no rubber man   Faith is off limits but Mary J can get it   Them big ass lips known to cold suck a good dit-ick   One little black ass core but I like my chickens extra crispy   Slide down Whitney and her mom Sissy   But Bobby probably kill so chill   Had Tamia walking wobbly stealing meals from Grant Hill      Chorus