I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar   I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar      The first time I met him   He said he was a Dwarfstar   'Cause he was small   And he was famous      I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar      The second time I met him   He said I could never be a Dwarfstar   Because I was too tall   And I wasn't famous      I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar      The third, the second time I mean   That I went to see him   He was not in a very good mood   He said, "Stop comin' around here"      I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar   I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar      The last time   That I went to see him   He had passed away      I wanna tell ya   I wanna tell ya   I wanna tell ya   I wanna tell ya      I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar   I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar   I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar   I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarfstar      The end