PJ:    I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!       Vincent:    I know you are, babe.       PJ:    No, it's quite hot in here.       Vincent:    Are you stupid?    It is the nature of a glass house.    Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Bjork.       Bjork:    Hello.       Matthew:    Vincent, Polly - So good to see you.       Bjork:    I'm so excited!    I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.    The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me...    He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin...       Vincent:    Yea, Bjork, whatever.    I just wanna know when you two go down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?       PJ:    Vincent! How rude!    Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and--and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel--       Bjork:    Oh to throw up -- It means what?    Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?    I want to know so many things.    I've got a lot of money for designer clothes.    I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garзons skirt all dirty and dusty...    It don't matter.    If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.       Matthew:    I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?    I've got the basket in the bentley...   We could play some touch football, what do you say?       Vincent:    Hey, yeah, Matthew, we're both hot former football players    I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap-- like a twig--at the smallest tackle    let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing    Polly?    Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall!... and Bjork's recording it       Bjork:    The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!       Matthew:    Isn't she a darling thing?       Vincent:    When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--       Matthew:    How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of!       Vincent:    Matthew, I didn't say Bjork.    I'm just thinking of any ass.    Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass.    Like my ass is--       PJ:    Vincent you are an ass!    You are an ass!       Matthew:    What about my ass?    It's hard from sports       This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.