Yeah, he was big landowner   He was a bad mouth breather   But you can see his station wagon stand alone   Woulda, coulda, we should've known      He was a failed cropduster   I am his little sister   He was a whistleblower for the FDA   Maybe was them sent him away   He was a football player   He didn't have a lot to say      That guy's a lousy actor   He was a hard-core cracker   He wore a trench coat and he waved a Dixie flag   But he's my brother so I brag   Don't be no dark naysayer   So they all said he was a fag      He had a really big trench mouth   When we were living way down south   He had a really big trench mouth      He had a really big trench mouth   When we were living way down south   He had a really big trench mouth      It's on the edge of nowhere   No way for them to go there   I know I'm not much help   But here is where I'll stay   I'm hoping they'll find him someday   I should put up some flyers   Can you think of another way?      He had a really big trench mouth   When we were living way down south   Then he up and disappeared   He just left his car up here      He had a really big trench mouth   When we were living way down south   He had a really big trench mouth      Nobody seems to know why he   Would disappear just leaving me here   On a dirty hill for all time   Me and the pine tree I stand behind      He had a really big trench mouth   When we were living way down south   He had a really big trench mouth