It's Friday, and everything is great   And my stupid friends got a dumb idea   Gonna go down to the lake   And we don't care about the stories we've heard   And we're too damn dumb to realize   That we're never going to return      And soon enough we're gonna meet Voorhees   We might as well write it on our heads   Come and kill us please      Hey you don't be late   Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake      We got everything that we need   Let's go skinny dipping   Drink some beer and don't forget the weed   And have your brain at the door   'Cause where we're going   You won't even need it anymore      And soon enough we're gonna meet Voorhees   We might as well write it on our heads   Come and kill us please      Hey you don't be late   Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake      We couldn't have planned it better   If we tried   We got nothing to lose but our lives   T & A and an early grave   Well sigh me up   Now Jason's here in the nick of time   To fuck us all up      Hey you don't be late   Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake