Wear something bright and turn away   Imagine girls behaving in that way   Why don't you pack your bags and leave?   Look here's another bruise I didn't see      You can't say, it doesn't really matter   This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner   Oh, I've told you before      These days, you look so pale and thin   Wave down the bus and let's be rid of him   You've spent this night beside your T.V. set   Remember when you used to laugh at it, you laughed a bit      You can't say, it doesn't really matter   This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner   Oh, I've told you before      You can't say, it doesn't really matter   This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner   (Oh)