I used to sing songs at the break of the day   Zippity-doo-dah Zippity-ay   Workin’ myself into a frenzy   But I don’t do that no more no way   I used like to learn how to speak in Chinese   “O-Kudasai” means “Baby, would ya please”   Conjugating verbs with the greatest of ease   But I fell down hard on my bended knees      I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck   I don’t care much about anything   I’m happy to sing   I’m lackin’ the passion to do anything   I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck   I don’t care much about anything   So give me a ring   And tell me to wake up and do anything      I used to play B-ball down at the park   Runnin’ up the sideline until it got dark   Outside step-over with my right foot   Push off with the outside of my left foot   I used to chat up the girls out in the club   Lookin’ for one of ‘em to give me some love   The show wasn’t over till the dough-boy come   Old, young, fat, dumb, I loved everyone      Grandma never was a pushover   Ain’t nobody try to step to her   She could teach a common hustler to dance in France   Till her plane came a-crashin’ down   On the way to see the Cleveland Brown   She was scramblin’ on fourth down   How I wish that I had been around