Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics by Ween
Album : Live At Stubb's, 7/2000
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Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, pony, pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?   He's over there behind the tree   He's down in the dirt, would you help him?   I think it's his lung      Mister would you please help my pony?   He's chewin' bark and not the leaves   He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?   I think it's his lung      Mister, would you please help my pony?   He's down and he ain't gettin' up   He coughed up snot in the driveway   And I think his lung's fucked up      Pony, pony, pony      Mister, would you please help my pony?   I think it's his lung      Mister, would you please help my pony?   He's over there lookin' at me   He can't talk because he's a pony   I think it's his lung      Mister, would you please help my pony?   He's over there behind the tree   He's down in the dirt, would you help him?   I think it's his lung