I guess it's somethin' in my brain   I need whiskey to ease the pain   But it's early in the mornin'   And I'm feelin' bad again      But if you ever loved me   You'll go easy on me now   Fix me up a cup of coffee   And in a while I'll come around      I think I spent the dog-food money   But he'll love me just the same   And if you really love me baby   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain      It's a shame when morning hurts   I've seen bad and I've seen worse   It's the nature of my bein'   I took some money from your purse      And that French man loves to part   And I know he's not to blame   But the way you're lookin' at me baby   I just can't help but feel the shame      I think I spent the dog-food money   But he'll love me just the same   And if you really love me baby   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain      If you really love me baby   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain