You ask too much of me   You try my patience   Your tongue, it's like a razor   You choose your words like weapons   Here we go, battlestations      I never have the guts to let you look inside   I don't think you'd appreciate the things that I hide      Monday was the worst day   And Friday wasn't my day   But Wednesday was the best day   Because on Wednesday night we made love      All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head?   Used to be your baby, when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle than we ever do in bed   Than we ever do in bed      You don't know how much I hate that answer phone   Are you standing there?   But, you won't pick up the 'phone   Why lie to my face?   (When you can buy a tape machine to give me bullshit in your place)      Today I did something I thought I'd never do   I opened up your diary and read about you      Monday was the worst day   And Friday wasn't my day   But Wednesday was the best day   Because on Wednesday night we made love      All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head?   Used to be your baby, when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle than we ever do in bed, yeah   Than we ever do in bed      Monday was the worst day   Wednesday we made love   And Friday, ooh but   Saturday, is today, is what I'm thinking of      Come in baby, come in close   Take off your designer clothes   'Cause you know what I'm thinking of   Do you remember me? Do you remember us?   Do you remember love?      All I'm trying to give you is a good time, baby   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head?   Used to be your baby when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle than we ever do in bed      All I'm trying to give you is a good time, baby   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head?   Used to be your baby when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle than we ever do in bed      La premiere fois tu m'as fait beaucoup rire   Tu etais si mignon, et tu jouais du piano   Maintenant, mon mellieur ami c'est l'argent   Au revoir, cheri   Au revoir, mon amour