When we fall out   I like to go driving in my car   Listen to something ironic   And end up in a bar      Get an earful of shit from a stranger   Who's got a broken heart   Weighting up what would be more payful,   Staying with your man   Or going back to her      Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?   It's a lose-lose situation   For a shitty little crime   You can never win with women   It's pointless trying to try   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die      Everybody knows the score   She'll be crying to the mother-in-law   And I'll be sleeping out with the dog   Must give Inter Flora a call   A call, a call, a call, a call...      Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?   It's a lose-lose situation   For a shitty little crime   You can never win with women   It's pointless trying to try   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die      Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la   Ooooh...      Then we make up   I'll be walking on egg-shells for a day   And I'll clean the house   In the hope that I might get a lay   I think back to that drunken stranger   It's something that he said   You made your bed, so lie in it   She'll be quiet when you're dead      Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?   It's a lose-lose situation   For a shitty little crime   You can never win with women   It's pointless trying to try   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die      And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die