Ya-eee! Icky thump, who'd a thunk?   Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico   Ah well, what a chump, well my head   Got a bump when I hit it on the radio      Redhead señorita lookin' dead   Came and said, "Need a bed?" en español   Said give me a drink of water   I'm gonna sing around the collar   Well, I don't need a microphone      Icky thump with the lump in my throat   Grabbed my coat and I was freaking, I was ready to go   Yeah, I swear, beside the hair she had one white eye   One blank stare, lookin' up, lyin' there      On a stand near her hand was a candy cane   Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, somethin' strange   La la la      White Americans, what, nothin' better to do?   Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too   Who's usin' who? What should we do?   Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too      Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk   Robbed blind, looked around and there was nobody else   Left alone I hit myself with a stone   Went home and learned how to clean up after myself