Yeah, I'm drivin' down your freeway   In a brand new car that I just found   Oh, it was parked there in your driveway   Didn't want to wake you with a sound   So I pushed it down the street   Hopped in runnin', I rolled the window down   Yeah, I'm doin' 95 now   I'm smokin' crack, it can't be beat   And thanks for all the money   You left in your wallet on the seat   Oh, it's generosity like yours   That keeps us poor folk off the street   Hey, I'm doin' 110 now   Can you still hear me on your phone?   I got a hundred cops behind me   And overhead I hear the choppers groan   Oh, I'm headed for the wall, now   Gotta hang up now, thanks for the loan   Chorus:   So is this how we'll end   My face here on TV   Here's a message for your mother   Out the window––can she see?   So I'm cuttin' to the exit   I can see people on the shoulder wave at me   They're wavin' at me   Don't know how things will end, now   But I never wanted this to be so hard   That's how love will go, it's either there   Or it's not there in the cards   So I'll leave you now, but you'd better check   The fire I set in our backyard   Now I wonder if they'll shoot me   Or just fire that taser gun   And to tell you all the truth,   It don't matter a difference either one   I know it's just a job they're doin'   A man's gotta take it as it comes   Oh, I think my bumper fell off   Somewhere ten miles back   The transmission is history   The engine block is cracked   I'm pickin' through these bottles   Left here behind the seat   The radiator's boilin' and   The needle's in the heat   So this is how it ends, now   You get the kids and kick me out   So I guess I had to show you   That this man is not a mouse   Hey, I hope you're happy now   I gotta hang up now and crash into this house   Daddy's home!